Awesome Responsibility

I know the feeling, Wilbur.

This is a scene that gets played out here in Casa de Subdivided every time I feel I've offered up a sub-standard entry.  Fortunately, though, I have a bit more hair than Willie, the pinkie and ring fingers on Julie's right hand have not been severed off at the knuckle, our shelves are not utterly barren, and our coffee mugs are bigger than thimbles. 

Oh, and Anna, honey -- time to die those roots, babe.

Is it just me, or does the panel above show an utter disdain for any of the rules of perspective?  I mean, look at those shelves -- no wonder they're empty, they appear to slant downwards, meaning that Wilbur's entire collection of 1970's era McDonaldland glassware has tumbled down onto the slanty harvest gold counter.  Tragic.

But enough of that crap...Go Stillers!  Whooo!

And in honor of both the Steelers and harvest gold kitchens, I present one of the most popular images ever from my mostly unpopular "Photos of the Blogger as a Young Dorcus Mallorcus" series:

Comments

[Ol'Froth]

Hmmm.. Late German Facist School of Art? He wasn't terribly good at perspective either.

[Mean Joe]

I wouldn't have traded you the shirt for the Coke if you weren't gonna be happy wearing it.

[CGG]

The wallpaper makes that photo. :)

[Bob]

CGG -- the best part is that "That 70's Kitchen" still looks exactly like that, although the wallpaper is peeling a teeny bit at the seams.

[Julie]

And I wouldn't be surprised if the cake platter was still somewhere in your Dad's kitchen as well as that shirt in your closet.

[Chance]

I as a young dork would have made you as a young dork look positively Fonzie.

[Cynthia Closkey]

That is The. Best. Dorkus. Photo. Ever.

[Cathy]

OMG... I thought the "wallpaper" was a shower curtain! I was trying to figure out why your birthday was being celebrated in the bathroom...